bigcong:

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN：Gray Formal Trouser

ALEXANDER MCQUEEN：Plasma Print Shirt

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OH MY GOSHHHH I WON A LUNCH DATE WITH THE ONLY LOCAL CELEBRITY I ADORE OH FUCK WHAT DO I TELL HIM MY FIRST DATE OH MY GOSH IS IT OKAY TO KISS HIM OH FUCK

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jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

lemgay:

sirdoctorandhisrose:

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

“Another Dalek? Fuck me.”

None of you are safe. 

fourteenacross:

Needs more Moira.

moriartysskull:

“I wanted Harrison’s voice to have something slightly manufactured and odd, that sounded test-tube-made, where every word was sort of etched. I was keen to make his violence quick—not balletic, but purposeful. And his physique—he’s not Bane, he’s not this unsurpassable physical entity. He’s a warrior, a spearhead—someone who just carves his way through and doesn’t stop. There had to be emotion in the movement as well, and when he was at rest, it was more reptilian.”

Benedict Cumberbatch to vulture.com

bakerstreetbabes:

Nice.